Hey Jude . . . hey Jude Law . . . pure British metrosexuality . . . what I wouldn't give to shag him at the Savoy . . . take him in the crisp Egyptian cotton sheets . . . he may be straight in the streets but I bet you a 100 pounds he is gay in the sheets . . . slight in build he probably can wear just about anything . . . a trend setter indeed, a style hound . . . everytime I see him its a new hair colour . . . but I think he looks best golden blonde . . . as seen in, "The Talented Mr. Ripley" . . . born to spend his days on the beaches of Cannes, Sitges, and Tenerife . . .